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The Starters
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On July 27, 2014, I put on the second annual Re-Taste of Chicago fatass (ultra)marathon. The event was inspired last year by
Jimmy Dean Freeman's 5000 calorie LA Marathon Route Run. The event basically follows the route of the Chicago Marathon (OK, it's closer to 30 miles - sue me), but throws in 9 REQUIRED eating stops. Here is a video from last year:
http://vimeo.com/72294207
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| Billy Goat - Eat an entire Cheezeborger! |
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| Stop Two - Chicago Style Dog or Cheese Fries |
The rules are simple: run the entire route, eat all of the food, do not throw up. You puke, you DNF. You fail to eat the food, DNF. Last year 12 started and 4 finished.
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| Stop 3 - Ann Sather - Eat a Cinnamon Bun |
This year every single person finished and ate everything, inlcuding the fact that I threw in two undisclosed stops: a half of an italian beef sandwich and (at mile 29) a cup of (bad) Chili with cheese and raw onions, and a (PBR) beer. I should mention it was 90 degrees all day!
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| Stop 4 - Lou Malnatti's - Eat a Piece of Chicago Style Pizza (thick crust) |
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| Stop 5 - Greektown - Baklava!! |
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| Stop 6 - Mario's Italian Ice (Mario is second from the left) |
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| Bonus half on Italian beer sandwich with your Italian ice |
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Stop 7 - Commales Tacos - Eat a chicken taco
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| Stop 8 - Egg Roll - ENORMOUS |
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| Stop 9 - Spicy Fried Chicken!! |
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| Undisclosed Chili and Beer Stop - Mile 29 |
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| A piece of Cake must be eaten to be an official finisher |
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| Winner - Aaron Braunstein!! |
With everyone finishing I guess next year I will have to raise my game!!! Special thanks to the volunteers, without which this wouldn't have happened: Kylia Kummer, Eric Skocaj, Siamak Moustoufi, Vicki Brassil, Amanda Runnion, Whitney Richman and Jen DeSalvo!!
